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About Me Member Lurker Val Mont-PlazaFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Here you can find some examples of my nefarious plot to brainwash earth's innocent inhabitants... I mean- um- my art. Yeah. ^^;

WHY?

Sun Nov 8, 2009, 7:23 PM
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: "Christian's Inferno"
  • Watching: Orphan
Why do all my friends seem to be trying to sabotage their own lives? I've already subconsciously sabotaged my own life. I at least want THEIR lives to be happy, since the only half decent reason I have for being alive is looking out for them. Seriously. It's like they're purposely trying to drive me mad. One's always in danger of fricking overdosing, the other thinks the answer to everything is to become an alcoholic (WHAT THE F*** IS THAT??? THAT JUST CREATES ANOTHER PROBLEM, DUMBSHIT! WHAT THE F***???), two others seem to have no idea what to do with their lives, and one of the two isn't even trying to remedy this. Another is probably going to kill himself before he graduates. And the last two are just...well...bumbling. These people keep me awake at night. I feel like half of everything they do is gonna either get them killed or make them miserable. This must be the type of frustration God feels looking at humanity as a whole. *hits head off desk*

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My name is Val Mont-Plaza, and I do not patronize bunny rabbits. Just thought I'd let you know.

If anyone understands that, they get mad points. ;)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.
  • Interests: Reading, writing, blowing up toilets, and... eating lots of PIE!
  • Favourite movie: Sweeney Todd, Ginger Snaps, Heathers, Beetlejuice, Elm St., Behind the Mask, Passengers
  • Favourite band or musician: Evanescence, Avril Lavigne (old stuff), Switchfoot, Flyleaf, Puddle of Mudd
  • Favourite genre of music: I love all music, but most rap gets on my nerves big time. Hard rock's my fave, by far.
  • Favourite artist: M. Alice LeGrow
  • Favourite poet or writer: I have just discovered George Orwell, and I am IN LOVE!
  • Favourite style of art: Art is art. I have no favorites.
  • MP3 player of choice: I finally got an iPod! Whee! It's a shuffle.
  • Shell of choice: Erm... conch? Haha.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Um... stripes? Or maybe now that I've seen Coraline, I'd go with lots of buttons!
  • Skin of choice: Hmmn... PURPLE! Spray paint me up, babes!
  • Favourite game: Bleck. Video games. No thanks. *sniffles* I always lose to my baby brother. I'm pathetic.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Vincent Monroe, Edaniel; Beetlejuice; Terra Markov; Buster/Babs Bunny; Cosmo; Brian,Stewie,Quagmire
  • Personal Quote: I see everything negative as positive and all positive as negative. Who pushed Invert Colors???
  • Tools of the Trade: Keyboard or pencil and the frightening goings-on of my evil brain.

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:iconmoonbeam-lives-on:
Thanks for the :+fav: :D

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"...I'll be happy tomorrow...."

Pessimist & Procrastinator

All Moonbeam.
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cherrichan13 made my avatar :D

[link] <----- click if you wish to have you brain consumed by me, the undead zombie.
:iconspiderjuice:
You're welcome.

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I'm sorry, Satan, but no, my soul is not for sale. It's already owned by that boy with the riding crop over there.
:worship:
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"I'm going to make this pencil...DISAPPEAR! :fork: ... :wow: It's GONE!!!"
-- The Joker
:iconrulelesswonder:
Thanks for the :+fav: dear!

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In a perfect world:
Day is night and the moon lives forever, stretching horizon to horizon and smiling upon it's children. No crime is committed, no lies are told, and no pain is ever inflicted or felt.

I want to do more than scratch the surface.
:iconspiderjuice:
You're welcome! :D

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I'm sorry, Satan, but no, my soul is not for sale. It's already owned by that boy with the riding crop over there.
:worship:
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"I'm going to make this pencil...DISAPPEAR! :fork: ... :wow: It's GONE!!!"
-- The Joker
:iconsadiebeattie:
thanks for the fav!
:iconspiderjuice:
You're welcome! :D

Cute icon!

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I'm sorry, Satan, but no, my soul is not for sale. It's already owned by that boy with the riding crop over there.
:worship:
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"I'm going to make this pencil...DISAPPEAR! :fork: ... :wow: It's GONE!!!"
-- The Joker
:iconbaeacnkgi:
"Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies" helped me figure out how McDonald's got their current slogan.

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Avatar, Avenue Q, Bizenghast, Broadway, The Sims.
Whatever I'm doing right now has something to do with one of them.
:iconspiderjuice:
:rofl:

Now tell me, aren't you impressed with yourself? You came so close in your initial image of Sweeney's bathing suit that I almost died. But I didn't wanna tell you. I had to let you see for yourself. :D

You know, I think I feel the saddest for Mrs. Lovett and Toby. That poor kid thought he'd found himself a mother, and she thought she'd found herself a son. And then...you know...it just didn't work out. :(

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I'm sorry, Satan, but no, my soul is not for sale. It's already owned by that boy with the riding crop over there.
:worship:
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"I'm going to make this pencil...DISAPPEAR! :fork: ... :wow: It's GONE!!!"
-- The Joker
:iconbaeacnkgi:
:laughing:
I guess so. I'm just so damned cultured, you know? :lol:

Yeah, I agree. I mean Sweeny was probably just going to kill himself anyway, so he didn't have it as bad.

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Avatar, Avenue Q, Bizenghast, Broadway, The Sims.
Whatever I'm doing right now has something to do with one of them.

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